Mess with Me Stab TALKING STICK

A hilariously accurate job description from a nurse who would prefer you understand the situation before proceeding, this compact shelf sitter is designed to tuck onto any shelf, desk, nightstand, or countertop where it brings a knowing smile to those in the medical field. Bold multicolored block capitals spell out the warning across a crisp white background, while flowing white cursive script reads the follow-up paired with a small syringe illustration on a dusty slate-blue panel. A charming piece that shares "DON'T MESS WITH ME - i stab people for a living." Made from solid wood with a smooth printed MDF insert. Measures 16" × 1.5" × 0.75"; designed, printed, and made in the USA. This small-but-mighty shelf sitter layers beautifully on bookshelves, office desks, medication organizers, and nursing station counters. It's the perfect size to tuck into a locker, nestle among desk plants, or display on a tiered tray in a break room where colleagues will appreciate its witty, honest take on the nursing profession. A thoughtful gift for nurses, nurse practitioners, healthcare workers, and medical professionals who appreciate bold humor about their demanding calling. Perfect for a friend celebrating her nursing license, a daughter starting her career in healthcare, a sister working the night shift, or a colleague who needs a daily reminder that her grit and dedication matter